Chunk Interview With Lorem Ipsum

There’s a few questions here sent in from our loyal fans.

Right.

If you’d be good enough to answer them?

I certainly would yes, I’m all about the fans. Fans can check me out on the official Lorem Ipsom website and Facebook. Sorry, go ahead Seamus.

What’s the deal with Lorem Ipsom?

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How does one approach a conversation with a Lorem Ipsum-ish person?

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How does one become Lorem Ipsum?

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Favourite alcholic beverage?

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Cool, favourite colour?

Neque

Tell us a little about your girlfriend.

Laboriosam

Lorem, if you took drugs what would it look like?

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Who’d you rather bang Lorem? Jason Statham or Louis Theroux?

Quas molestias. LOL!

Did you ever cross the boundaries while working in the office?

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So there we have it folks you heard it hear first; an in-depth, (ahem) factual question and answer session with the one and only Lorem Ipsum.

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